Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse [9780061998263]

Overview

Ultimate Fighter champ Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss, who previously brought you the New York Times bestseller Got Fight, now offer a hilarious and very timely guide to surviving the coming apocalypse. Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down provides everything an aspiring Mad Max needs to know about post-apocalyptic living. Since it’s coming soon anyway, we might as well all Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down.

• Survival Skills: Learn how to hot-wire a car, build a Vehicle of Death with Zakk Wylde, and why your friends will absolutely laugh their asses off while a rabid dog eats you.
• Weapons and Combat: Master the art of the choke hold, the proper way to grip a gun (hint: not like in rap videos), and how to turn everyday objects into weapons of opportunity.
• Worst-Case Scenarios: A full breakdown of every potential apocalypse—from economic collapse to viral pandemic—and a guide to dealing with the most dangerous survivors: hippies, fat people, and children.
• Mental Fortitude: Prepare your mind for the tough decisions, from abandoning injured friends to why love is the arch-nemesis of the apocalyptic survivor.