Maybe Swearing Will Help: Relax and Curse Your Ass Off in Cross-Stitch
by Weldon Owen
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There are times when just hollering obscenities won’t do—you need to stab something. Now you can do both. Maybe Swearing Will Help combines two of the best stress-relievers—cursing, and cross stitch—into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you’ll ever have.
With 25 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother’s cross stitch!
No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin’ and stabbin’ right away.
Whether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favorite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace.
SWEARING AND STABBING: Get out your aggressions with a easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects
25 PATTERNS: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*ck It
FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: From beginning potty-mouths to expletive experts, Maybe Swearing Will Help includes complete patterns, step–by-step instructions, and a guide to cross-stitch basics
TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by more than a dozen of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy
INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your beautiful damned artwork
Details
- Publisher
- Weldon Owen
- Author
- Weldon Owen
- Format
- Hardcover
- Published
- Mar 7, 2023
- ISBN-13
- 9781681889351
- ISBN-10
- 1681889358
- Pages
- 128
- Carton quantity
- 20 copies
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| 25 – 99 | $13.56 | 41% off list |
| 100 – 249 | $12.87 | 44% off list |
| 250 – 499 | $12.18 | 47% off list |
| 500 – 999 | $11.72 | 49% off list |
| 1,000+ | $11.27 | 51% off list |
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