Officially Retired: Hilarious Quips and Quotes for the Newly Retired
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Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements
Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do.
Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including:
- Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock
- The challenges of keeping up with technology
- The fleeing hair follicles
- Being the only person happy on a Monday
Perfect for anyone who wants to find humor in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.
Details
- Publisher
- Summersdale
- Author
- Ted Heybridge
- Format
- Hardcover
- Published
- Jul 2, 2024
- ISBN-13
- 9781837992126
- ISBN-10
- 1837992126
- Pages
- 160
- Carton quantity
- 60 copies
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| Copies | Price per copy | You save |
|---|---|---|
| 25 – 99 | $6.48 | 41% off list |
| 100 – 249 | $6.15 | 44% off list |
| 250 – 499 | $5.82 | 47% off list |
| 500 – 999 | $5.60 | 49% off list |
| 1,000+ | $5.39 | 51% off list |
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